John Bohn

Occupation: Big Cheese
Nickname: Bread
PhD: University of Chicago, 1995
   Thesis: "Helium: It Makes You Talk Like Donald Duck"
MS: University of Chicago, 1992
BS: Plenty

Quotes: 

 "In basketball, a two-point lead is within the shot noise.”         “Written this way, everything is gravy."

Here is John Bohn studying wave mechanics.

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